Who Doesn't Like Striped Socks

If you haven't been to one, you should go.  I don't like sports and have never been a fan of any of them.  My father used to take me to football games until I started protesting by reading in the stands.  I enjoy watching my brothers play, but only because they are my brothers.  I love roller skating and when I saw we had our own roller derby tournaments I thought it would be fun to see some fast skating.  I dragged my good friend.  We both figured there would be a bunch of horny old men hanging out there for amusement.  It wasn't quite that way, it is actually a huge lesbian fan base.  We look kind of lesbian so we had fun pretending.  This nice girl had us operate the camera, which was odd, but interesting.  I love that women of all types are in the teams.  You have these thin and tall women next to short and round ones.  Everyone is having a good time.  The girls get to be aggressive, dress uniquely, and skate fast.  The half times are the best.  We have seen competitive jump roping, break dancng on skates, and dogs catching frisbees.  Now we are hooked and we go as often as we can.  We even have our favorite girls.