Non Stop Dancing
I met this bloke in about 6 years ago and he said "my name is John Stitch and I'm a non stop dancer." I asked him to explain why if he was a non stop dancer he wasn't dancing. Turned out he was out of work at the time. Anyway he seemed like a decent fella down on his luck and it just so happened I knew someone about to embark on a round the world sailing exploit on an empty oil barrel called the squid pilferer 2. So off John went on a world tour.... never been seen since but I'm sure he a great time and is alive and well dancing non stop in some tropical paradise. All's well that ends well!!