Dirty Chai"Grande Iced Solo Soy Dirty Chai, please."
I love Starbucks because you can have an order that takes serious lung capacity just to get out and not only will the person behind the register completely regurgitate it to the Barista, but the Barista will say it again just to make sure he got it right. On top of that, they do it with a smile and don't make you feel like an ******* for having such a high maintenance order.
Also, since I've started ordering my new favorite drink, a Dirty Chai, they all seem to get a nice little chuckle out of it. I will gladly shell out the $5.42 for my coffee drink because Starbucks makes my day. Every day.