While reading my longtime love, Cosmopolitan, I stumble across an article filled with sex questions that were submitted to the magazine. The questions were so insanely "Duh" and off the wall that the magazine printed these very peculiar carnal conundrums for our enjoyment and entertainment. I feel it my duty to share with you:

  • " Not that I've ever run into this problem, but can a guy's penis get stuck while he's thrusting? Because that would be awkward to try to explain to a doctor. I mean, things happen right?" -Shelly
  • " If I frequently have sex, is it harmful to my vagina, and will that stress cause it to age faster?" -Adriana
  • " Can I have sex with my man and use milk in my vagina? We've already done it a few times. Will that cause an infection?" -Sasha
  • " I got earplugs because my boyfriend wakes me up from constantly scratching his package all night long. How can I make him stop?" -Alex
  • " Is it weird that whenever my boyfriend and I start to get it on, we lick each other's faces and he sticks his tongue up against my teeth?" -Anna
  • " Is it true men pee in all different directions after sex, like in the movie Me, Myself, and Irene?"-Ginny
  • " The guy I'm dating dating wants to have sex with my toes. Should  ?"-Melania
  • " My guy has a weird hair fetish and fantasizes about cutting my hair. Sometimes I let him, but that's all he wants to do in bed. Its getting to the point where he thinks it's cheating if I go to my stylist to get my hair cut! How can I make him understand it's my hair, not his?" -Jessie
  • " When you want to spice things up and have little toys to play with, what should you do if you accidentally break the tow while it's inside of you? For example, a carrot...." -Caroline
  • " When I say my boyfriend secretly deleting things from his phone, he confessed that he was deleting pictures of girl's shoes that he had downloaded. He said he has a sexual fetish for women's sneakers. It was the last thing I was expecting to hear. What should I think about this?" -Stephanie
  • " Recently, my boyfriend told me that when he masturbates, he likes to swallow his own *********. I tried to pretend I wasn't weirded out by his confession, but now he always makes jokes about how much he likes tasting himself. I'm afraid he won't ever confide in me again if I tell him I wish he wouldn't keep bringing it up. Should I be freaking out or not?" -Nanette
  • " Is it possible for ***** to travel through clothing?" -Becky
  • " What do I do if my boyfriend says that I resemble his mother and it has negatively affected our sex life?" -Amalia
  • " My uterus faces backwards. Does this mean my G-spot is in a different place?" -Jill
  • If you have ever been asked a crazy sex question, please do share!!


    Luci Luci
    22-25, F
    11 Responses Jul 17, 2007

    Ha. My brother (16) used to say that if a girl swallows his ***, she could get pregnant.

    This proves we have a problem with education.


    Weapons Grade Stupid

    Some of those are just...weird!

    mmm this is really hot and sex makes me so horny

    I had a relative who thought that you could not get pregnant if you had sex in the shower.

    girls are not mean only for sex pleasing.they are the only humans who the god has send .they have many responsibiliies .first they care for familay and then for their boyfriend to please him..dont we boys ever hera their feling that they to get pain when they are ..

    In court a judge in our town in relation to a case he was hearing once asked a girl, "Are you sexually active?" <br />
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    She replied, "Sometimes, but usually I just lie there."

    yea I was onced asked when a penis is not hard where does it go,,what do say to that

    On some of these I don't know if I should laugh or throw up!!! Here's u'r sign!