I Love Stupid Warning Labels
On a blender: Do not place body parts in blender while operating.
On a hospital door leading to the obstetrics department: Push
On a box of mouse poison: May be harmful to pets.
On coffee cups: Caution! Contents may be hot!
On a bottle of nail polish remover: External use only.
On a can of aerosol cheese: Point away from face and other people.
On a bottle of infant's cough medicine: Ask a doctor before use for children under age 6.
On a hospital door leading to the obstetrics department: Push
On a box of mouse poison: May be harmful to pets.
On coffee cups: Caution! Contents may be hot!
On a bottle of nail polish remover: External use only.
On a can of aerosol cheese: Point away from face and other people.
On a bottle of infant's cough medicine: Ask a doctor before use for children under age 6.