Warranty Does Not Cover...

I used to work in retail and saw several unusual warning labels on packages. My two favorites were:

Popcorn Rocks - these are real rocks that you put in a bowl of vinegar and crystals grow on the rocks that look like popcorn. The warning says "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth"

Flashlights - "Warranty does not cover ...bears or children under the age of 5."

mierje mierje
41-45, F
1 Response Apr 1, 2008

That is awesome when a 5 yr old is basically as much threat towards a product as a bear!