Yellow Cake With Chocolate Icing

Glutton: I'd like to order a cake for my birthday.

Baker: I'd be happy to bake one, but you never paid for last year's cake, or the one before that.

Glutton: Details! Mix that batter before I get angry.

Baker: I couldn't even if I wanted to. There isn't enough sugar left in the pantry.

Glutton: Then make it with Splenda and tell me it's sugar.

Baker: Only if you promise not to burn down my store.

Glutton: I'll pretend to enjoy it and you pretend we're even.

Baker: Deal.
KingsleyMartin KingsleyMartin
31-35, M
Jan 9, 2013