I don't feel like finishing this but it would be a waste to not put up somewhere.
And there we were all in one place
Poverty populace without grace
Barnes and Noble is overpriced
SO come on, get out your card, it's not hard
The Librarian shooshed without regard
Cause silence is the literary Christ
she was sayin
"shoosh, shoosh in the reference section."
I was tryin' ta find an encyclopedia
but the other students were high
and sayin, "Here's the definition of Hentai
Here's the real entry for Hentai."
I fought a square who stole the mousepad
And I really hoped it was just a fad
He just cried and called his mom
I went down to the used bookstore
Where I'd seen that loser weeks before
But the emo girl there seemed so withdrawn
in the aisles the manga kids sighed
For their dreams of sex had long since since died
But the stale air was not broken
For they still had second cousins....
and the librarian that I feared the worst
That fiend, that Twilight-immersed
She pursed and gave me her verse
far, far from the library
and she was sayin
"shoosh, shoosh in the ol' used bookstore
They might not be payin but i'm prayin
I don't hear your lip no more
and honors students are doin extra credit reports
saying, "the south states should need a passport."
"Folks from the south should need a passport."