New Year's Day Reflection By Mark Twain

Mark Twain, writing in the "Territorial Enterprise" (newspaper, Virginia City, Nevada), January 1, 1863: "Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink, and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall cast our reformation to the winds and be gone to cutting our ancient short comings considerably shorter than ever. We shall also reflect pleasantly upon how we did the same old thing last year about this time. However, go in, community. New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls, and humbug resolutions, and we wish you to enjoy it with a looseness suited to the greatness of the occasion."
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2 Responses Dec 29, 2012

I love Mark Twain. This here... perfectly said, honest to the bone! lol.. Thank you for sharing this. Happy New Year to you.

Very good and fuuny.