Beef Queef

There was this one time that I was petting my bird and I could feel pressure building up inside my shaft around the base, but not like I was about to come. When I stopped stroking my pee pee a small bubble of air revealed itself like a wee little mouse fart, stretched out for a few seconds. The sound slightly resemble when you let the air out of a balloon and pinch the two ends tightly so that it makes a high pitched farting noise. Later that day when I was bored, I tried pumping my shaft with air to see if I could learn to tune and play different notes with my newly acquired weinee trumpet. This however was a failure. I could only achieve one note. It was a flat C. But my mother encouraged me not to give up and proposed the idea of elongating it to adjust the pitch as if it were a meaty trombone. She was proud when I was able to play a perfect fifth. If only my dad were alive see it!!
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May 13, 2012