The ABS Smells Of Coconuts!

I've been visiting an Adult Bookstore periodically for almost a year now, and I'm finding that I've been inadvertently conditioned to equate coconut scent with sex.

Let me explain.
The local ABS has had a problem with some, er, shall we say, less-than-stellar-hygiene people walking by and hanging out in the warmth of the viewing booths. There are a few that are particularly low on the hygiene bar, if you get my drift.

As a result, the manager has invested in some automatic air freshener dispensers. The various fresheners are scattered through the building....one in the showroom, one above the first even half of the viewing booths, and a second over the odd booths. As a result, every 20 minutes or so, one or the other of this dispensers are hissing, and frequently scaring the living daylights out of anyone who happen to be walking next to them at the time.

The fragrance of choice appears to be coconut, but I didn't recognize it at first. It was mingled with the pungent smell of vinyl and latex and silicon sex toys that pervades the showroom. So much so, that I have not been able to identify what that familiar smell is when I walk into the place.

Then, last month, I went on vacation, and spent a few days in a nice upscale seaside hotel, where they give you free shampoo, conditioner, hand lotion and shower cap, that is replaced in your bathroom every day. When I stepped into the glass shower cubicle to freshen up, I opened the tropical shampoo 3 ounce bottle and immediately was assaulted by the smell of sex. I was instantly transported back to the ABS in my mind and knew that smell!

I was instantly aroused, much to the surprise and delight of my wife, who was standing in the bathroom brushing her teeth at the time. She turned to check out what she had seen growing in the mirror, and immediately took off off her bathrobe, and slipped into the shower with me.

Needless to say, I didn't explain why I was so turned on!  But there was another re-enforcing instance of that coconut smell being associated with raw sex   again!
studfinder studfinder
56-60, M
May 15, 2012