Girls, Girls, Girls! By Emilie Autumn

Step right up, we bring to you the finest entertainment
And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality
Step right up, we’ve something here for everyone’s enjoyment
I do this as a gift, not for employment
A portrait of insanity, approach with pure humanity

Come see our girls! Crazy girls!
If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a helluva ride
Those girls! Crazy Girls!
They’re Hot! They’re nuts! They’re suicidal!
Tickets cheap! It’s a crime!
And they’re half-priced after four o’clock
So toss us a dime!
To see these lovely freaks of nature
For a limited time!
Come see the girls! Girls! Girls!

Some are really quite attractive, as you’ll see!
But some are truly hideous, I think that you’ll agree
And others look an awful lot like you and me!
But you mustn’t let them fool you!
Just one more rule
You shouldn’t look this one too long in the eye
That one, let’s just keep walking by!
These are no ordinary girls, and we’ve a steady supply!
So grab another cup of tea and follow me!

Come see our girls! Crazy girls!
If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a helluva ride
Those girls! Crazy Girls!
They’re Hot! They’re nuts! They’re suicidal!
Tickets cheap! It’s a crime!
And they’re half-priced after four o’clock
So toss us a dime!
To see these lovely freaks of nature
For a limited time!
Come see the girls! Girls! Girls!

Now, has anyone any clever questions for your guide?
For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide.
“If insanity, is primarily a feminine abnormality,
And no one so is mad then it’s a scientific fact,
That according to the medics, have they faulty genetics?
Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?”
“It’s all to do with reproductive organs!
Which are naturally unstable in a day!
You see from lunar, we have ‘lunacy’ ‘a lunatic’ ‘a looney!’
And they’re always ovulating to the cycle of the moon!”

“I have a question! Has any patient ever been released?
Would you send her home___ whose ____ you would decrease?”
“For the good of our society, they oughtn’t reproduce!
So while they may pretend propriety, we’ll never let ‘em loose!”

Come see our girls! Crazy girls!
If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a helluva ride
Those girls! Crazy Girls!
They’re Hot! They’re nuts! They’re suicidal!
Tickets cheap! It’s a crime!
And they’re half-priced after four o’clock
So toss us a dime!
To see these lovely freaks of nature
For a limited time!
Come see the girls! Girls! Girls!

Some are born mad!
Some achieve madness!
And others have madness thrust upon them!
This is the real thing, my friends
One hundred percent, authentic, mentally ill!
Accept no substitutions!
For a little extra on the side
We can arrange for a slightly more
‘Intimate encounter’ wink wink
Or for a tuppence! Just a tupence!
A handful of pills can feed the inmates
We’ve got pills for
Depression
Oppression
Repression
Manic Depression!
Why! There’s a pill for everything these days!

“How big is a lady’s brain?”
“It’s really very, very, small, a simple thought
Is quite a strain!”
“This seems just a bit inhumane!”
“It’s just a little shock
It doesn’t cause her any pain”
They’re really more than people!
Without improvements of any sorts at all
The only bits that aren’t inferior
Are bosom and posterior!
And these are only useful in a seedy musical!
They won’t bite!
Well, she might!
I say, this one sure does look hungry tonight!
So get your picture with an inmate
But be sure she’s locked up tight!
They’re practically wild, sir!
Protect your child, sir!
They can’t recall the taste of freedom!
They’re just happy if we feed them!
So point and laugh!
It isn’t bad!
They oughtn’t mind
Because they’re mad!
If you haven’t got a dime
Toss us your pearls!

You’re welcome to enjoy our girls
Crazy girls!
If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a helluva ride
Those girls! Crazy Girls!
They’re Hot! They’re nuts! They’re suicidal!
Tickets cheap! It’s a crime!
And they’re half-priced after four o’clock
So toss us a dime!
To see these lovely freaks of nature
For a limited time!
I’ve got a lot more words to say
But I just can’t make them rhyme

So ladies, let this be a lesson to you
Keep your hair uncut
Your corsets tight
Your knitting neat
You knitting neat!
Your yapper shut!
This is what comes of over educating
Mentally over stimulating
Too much ire________
Organized religion hating
Sinful and found copulating
Marriage without procreating
These girls were caught lesbiating
She was caught, well, ************
They don’t mind manipulating
Chronically hallucinating
Certainly there’s no debating!
Some we just find fascinating
Women’s rights facilitating
Independent thought creating
____ Conguating
Get your money out, we’re waiting!
To see those girls, girls, girls!
deadmoon deadmoon
22-25, F
May 17, 2012