Good Clean LivingA man in his late twenties goes to the doctor and says; 'Tell me doctor. I really need to know if I will live at least another fifty years?'
'OK' said the doctor. 'I have a few questions for you.'
'That's OK' said the young man. 'Fire away.'
'Are you a hard worker?' asked the doctor.
'Do you smoke?'
'Do you drink?'
'Do you play golf'
'Are you sexually active?'
Whereupon the doctor throws his stethoscope on the desk and said; 'Young man. With a lifestyle like yours, why in God's name would you want to live another fifty years?'