Oh Dear!!

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked
her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful,
Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot".
She smiled happily and said... “Oh that’s lovely. How
about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and
the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving
his testicles.
sharossody sharossody
70+, F
1 Response Jan 19, 2013

You know the good ones!