She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at 'their' beautiful
dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music,
and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited
a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the
curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned
with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then
slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out..

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to
set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few
days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool
carpeting. Nothing worked!!!

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the
house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any
longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they
could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return
their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
purchase a new place..

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.

He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and
said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to
reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a
price that was about 1/10 th of what the house had been worth, but
only if she were to sign the papers that very day

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched
the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ........
And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods ....


purplepaws purplepaws
41-45, F
14 Responses Jul 8, 2009


yeah very smart move...hehehehe...that's a brilliant idea..

OMG This is too perfect! I need to remember this little trick!

yes, a very satisfactory story! very good!

LOL loved it , hilarious

LOL loved it , hilarious

Pure perfection. Love it.

Pure perfection. Love it.

I dont know if it is true or not

Is that a true story?

hahaha that is awesome!

Too funny for the internet hahahahahahahahaha

Frig that is hilarious

Oh I think thats priceless....lol...love it to pieces.