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Mature Ladies.

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman; Is there a problem, Officer?

Traffic Cop; Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.

Older Woman; Oh, I see.

Traffic Cop; Can I see your license please?

Older Woman; Well, I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Traffic Cop; Don't have one?

Older Woman; No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Traffic Cop; I see... can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman; I can't do that..

Traffic Cop; Why not?

Older Woman; I stole this car.

Traffic Cop; Stole It?

Older Woman; Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Traffic Cop; You what!?

Older Woman; His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2; Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older Woman; Is there a problem sir?

Officer2; My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman; Murdered the owner? are you serious?

Officer2; Yes, could you open the trunk of your car please?

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer2; Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman; Yes, here are the registration papers.

The traffic cop is quite stunned.

Officer2; My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license quizzically.

Officer2; Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!

Older Woman; Bet the lying B****** told you I was speeding too.

MORAL... don't mess with Mature Ladies

sharossody sharossody 70+, F 13 Responses Sep 2, 2009

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very funny..enjoyed it

youre a card. now i know where i can come for a laugh - thanks sharossody

I'm glad you got a giggle out of it... we girls have to stick together... go for it Windy!!!

Hahaha That is just too funny! Now I'm motivated to finally get my license! I have to try that one! lmaorof teeheeheee chuckles

Old gentleman walks into the doctor's office, up to the receptionist and says, "I need to see the doctor!" Nurse asks what the problem was, so he told her. "Got a real problem with my d**k.!" Waiting room was packed and everyone snickered. Receptionist told him that he could have used a better phrase in front of all these people, so he went out and came back in. "Can I help you sir," asks the same receptionist? "Yes mam, I'm having a problem with my left ear!" Receptionist smiles and whispers, "That's much better," then she says, "What seems to be the problem with your ear sir?" The old man says..... (ready for this???)..... " I can't **** out of it!!!"

Another good one lol

to much experience,?lol,lol

Too fantastic! ;D X@

Muahahahahahahaha.. Older ladies rock!

:)

I really enjoyed that - Hey may come in handy one day especially those female officers they can be real biarches.. AWESUM very entertaining

I really enjoyed that - Hey may come in handy one day especially those female officers they can be real biarches.. AWESUM very entertaining

I really enjoyed that - Hey may come in handy one day especially those female officers they can be real biarches.. AWESUM very entertaining