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Tiffany's

A  lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond  bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more  closely, she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very  embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her  little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.  

As  she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a  salesman standing right behind her.

Cool  as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets  the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'  

Very  uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there  at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of  this lovely bracelet?'

He  answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price.'       
   

sharossody sharossody 70+, F 4 Responses Sep 7, 2009

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OMG i snorted when i read this! hilarious

Sweet!

yes, but he said it nicely..hahahaha

Hahahahahahaha.. I thought he was a professional! LOL.