Oh No !!

The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven.

The Pope explains th situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "It will be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

Next day the Pope is called and hell's staff bid him farewell.

On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat.

'Sorry about the mix up', apologizes the Pope.

'No problem' replied Tiger.

Pope,'I am really anxious to get to heaven'.

Tiger, 'Why is that?'

Pope, 'All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.'

Tiger, 'You're a day late.'

sharossody sharossody
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5 Responses Feb 9, 2010

Booooooo

XDDD wow, just wow

now that never crossed my mind...lol

Sorry... but it seems he's everywhere, but I love his golf...lol

Oh, that is BAD. lol