Great Punch Line

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a woman a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.

But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the

counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down.

Turning around and looking at all the patrons again and pointing at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, she asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business

if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied,

"Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"...... Hmmmm

sharossody sharossody
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5 Responses Feb 17, 2010

That was funny.

XDDDDD that's hilarious

oh my!!!<br />
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heheheeee

thankyou Jimmy...lol

Hahaha