25 Inches

A guy with a 25-inch willy went to a doctor and said,'I can't live with

this anymore. It's too long!

The doctor replied, 'I can't do anything for you, but if you see the

witch doctor in the bayou, she can help you.

So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor.

The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and you will find a female frog


Ask her to marry you .. she'll say 'No' and you'll lose 5 inches off your


So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her, "Will you

marry me?"

'No!', she said. He lost 5 inches off his willy!

The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much. So he

asked the frog again, 'Will you marry me?'

The frog said, 'No!' And the guy lost another 5 inches.

He thought, God, 15 inches is great! But 10 inches would be just perfect!

So he asked again, 'Will you marry me?'

And the frog said, 'How many times do I have to tell you ...

NO! NO! NO!'


sharossody sharossody
70+, F
4 Responses Feb 27, 2010

Lol! It was better the way he was XD

oh Johnny I laughed harder at your comment than the joke...<br />
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Hi J.. you like?...lol

Bwahahahahaha.. No, no, no!!!

Now that was funny. I wonder if that explains what happened to mine.