I Used To Build Blanket Forts With A Drug Dealer

The same person who taught me how to swim, while taking breaks to weigh cocaine, taught me how to build magical blanket forts. By the end of the night, my mom's boyfriend and I were rainbow glowing pirate prairie dogs with six legs and super strength defending our floating boat-fort-hill with light sabers.

I still don't want to believe blankets are just blankets. It's probably why I'm an insomniac, I'm too busy being a glowing ant to sleep.
KillerKoalas KillerKoalas
18-21, F
Jan 3, 2011