Oh My God! Finally!

This is why I found this website three hours ago! I am probably the most random, weird, crazy, different, and weird again person you'll ever meet! Every day I respond to certain quesions I find inconvenient by naming vegetables. I especially love telemarketers. They are my main annoyance target. I love to pop strange questions like, "Do you like your head?" And then follow up with, "I can change the shape of your head in the instant of the eye's blink. Now it looks like a butternut squash, but I can make it an egg, a pomegranite, or even an asparagus." It's especially funny when they stammer and then try to casually pick up where they left off. I'm as weird as they come...

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And I couldn't be happier.

Frito Frito
18-21, M
3 Responses Jun 16, 2007

that is amazing. i am now answering inconvenient questions with names of famous dead people (didn't want to steal your veggie skit). =)

lol I've gotta try that!

Woot! Go You! That was inspirational. Damn i oughta try that.<br />
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Personally, i like spamming the word 'fishcake!'