A Funny Story

Little old man standing alone in the corridor of his old peoples home, old lady is walking towards him, Eh says the old man, have a guess how old I am, mmm, says says the old lady, and proceeds to put her hand down the front, of the old man's trousers, cups his balls in her hand, gives them a squeeze,a little rub,then gets hold of his willy, gives it a rub, a little pull, cups his balls again, takes her hand away, stands back, and says,,,93 ,,,Blimey says the old man ,,,how did you guess that ,,,The old lady says ,,,You told me, yesterday.
46-50, M
28 Responses Apr 17, 2012

I love to Australian Kiss - that's a French Kiss but Down Under. ;-)

Sounds good to me :)

Sounds like something I'd do. lol

Good for you :) sexy lady, glad you enjoyed the story, it made me chuckle, when I heard it :)

hahaha very funny.

That's awesome, definitely appeals to my sense of humour...lol

Hi there...

Very funny


What a dirty old lady

She wanted to feel him up first! Lol!

hhhhh what a filthy old lady

Thank god for filthy old ladies ...

Lol, it was his wife!

😄 cute story.

Glad you enjoyed it, :-) it's funny isn't it

Haha !

come on with more of your funny jokes.......



I get it!

Lmao your silly




That's the most funny story I ever read in my life

love it

Now that's funny LOL

Haha. Love it. :-).

Too cute!! I love old people. I love all people but especially fond of the older ones!!

Thats awesome. :D

ha ha ha unique

oh hahahaha i did not see that answer coming hahahaha, thats funny as.