Our Big Blue Dude

Several years ago, when receiving catalogs from various Adam and Eve type supply companies, I realized that there was an accompanying size chart that helped you gage just how large a device you might want or need. There were accompanying circles with cross-sections labeled as to the diameter, so that you would order the correct size.

After debating for awhile, and reading up on women's preferences of size, I learned that most women prefer a ***** of the size and shape of the penis that they most frequently have sex with. That seemed to make sense. At least, this is what Dr. Ruth was telling her viewers and I had no reason to doubt it.

She also had recommended that when a man finished before a woman had, that the gallant man would continue to stimulate her via some means until she too had finished. Whether this meant by hand, by tongue or by ***** was left up to the couple.

So, when the blue jelly dong went on sale, I compared sizes and decided to order one.

Best decision I ever made. My wife loves it and at times when I am more aroused and come before she's ready, she'll ask me if I can reach "our big blue dude" for her. We've worked out an angle and a rhythm that she particularly likes, and I find that as I lick or suck her boob, she'll often be fingering herself to an ******, while I use my free hand to pump our blue friend in and out for her.


This almost never fails to satisfy her, and as soon as she's come, she'll want it withdrawn and all stimulation to stop. With a little soap and water, the toy is clean and returned to our bedside table. There he patiently awaits our next summons, and everyone is happy.
studfinder studfinder
56-60, M
1 Response Jan 19, 2013

Check my pictures, we also have a blue friend...