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Laughter Is the Best Medicine

I love to laugh!  I would definitely love to laugh more - everyday!

I was told by a medical person that I should make it a point to watch something funny for 20 mins everyday.  I did it for a little while, then I got distracted & the funny stuff fell to the wayside.  I will have to make an effort to do it!  Do it!

I would like to leave you all with these SmartAss Answers:

SMARTASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.  "Yes or no," she replied.

SMARTASS ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened

His trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

SMARTASS ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she

couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

SMARTASS ANSWER #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

SMARTASS ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads,

"Low Bridge Ahead."

Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.

Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and

walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says,

"No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

SMARTASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I

won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a

death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete

and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is

restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and

sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand!

Hope you all enjoy! 

PiscesDream PiscesDream 41-45, F 3 Responses May 2, 2007

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Thanks for sharing !

Amen to that!

that's right, watching something funny 20 minutes a day really helps a lot,., I actually take hours to watch funny stuff on tv,., and i never get tired of it,., maybe because i have been crying and have been depressed for quite some time,., hahahahahahaha, let's all laugh,.,