A Car Full Of Penguins

One day, a motorcycle cop was hiding out at his usual place when he saw a woman driving by with a car full of penguins. The cop immediately started his engine, turned on his lights and siren, and pulled the woman’s car over to the side of the road. He got off his bike, went up to the car, and asked to see her driver’s license and registration. The dozen penguins that were all standing around in the car amazed him, and in his gruffest voice he shouted, “I want you to take these penguins to the zoo immediately!”

“But Officer…”, the woman began to say.

“Don’t but Officer me”, he retorted, “I want you to take these penguins to the zoo right now!’

“Well, okay…”, replied the woman, who grudging drove off in the direction of the zoo.

About a week went by, filled with the usual traffic violations, vehicular accidents and drunk drivers, and the cop, again posted at his hiding place, saw the same woman driving by in the same car, still loaded with penguins. Again, he started his engine, turned on his lights and siren, pulled her over, and looked at the penguins, who were all now wearing sunglasses.

“Listen, lady”, he shouted, “I distinctly remember telling you to take these penguins to the zoo!”

“Oh!”, replied the woman gleefully, “I DID!”

“Then what are you still doing with them now?”, he inquired.

“Well”, she replied, “We had such a wonderful time at the zoo that today we’re going to the beach!”.
fishsweeper fishsweeper
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3 Responses Sep 12, 2012

I saw them tonight on TV... at a football game, drinking beer and clapping their little wings after touchdowns.

Yes... They do get around. I wonder if they'd like hockey better!

hehehehehehe good 1!

And somehow I thought this was gonna be a joke about nuns.


It was a cute joke though. I'll "steal" it from you.

Be my guest!

Thank you do much.

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