Birds and the Bees

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.  

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears, "Promise me you won't tell me."  

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.   

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny"speech.   At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech.   

When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech.  

If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.

he he he!

PiscesDream PiscesDream
51-55, F
2 Responses Jun 5, 2007

Lol! Ya in today's world that's what it would be like! <br />
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Thanks for sharing.<br />
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he he he

ROFL!! Kinda like the father that told his son, " We need to have a talk about the Birds and the Bees." Son looks at him and asks," Ok, Dad. What do you want to know?"