Two Dwarfs Go Into A Bar . . .

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.


The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of, "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE . . . UUH!" all night long.


In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"


The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."


The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get up on the f**king bed!"

RomanticRunner RomanticRunner
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2 Responses Feb 23, 2010

LOL Thanks guys :) Glad I could make you laugh.

hahahahahahahahaha LOLyou're killing me tonight. Hugs