Great Truth's



  • Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.


  • Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.


  • Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.


  • Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.


  • Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.


  • If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.


  • If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.


  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.


  • Never buy a car you can't push.


  • Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.


  • Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.


  • The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.


  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


  • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.


  • Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?


  • If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?


  • You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.


  • Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.


  • Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.


  • We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.


  • A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


  • Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.


  • Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you today...


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