Quotes From Wise Old Men



  • Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.


  • Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.


  • Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.


  • When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


  • If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.


  • A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."


  • The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.


  • Many girls like to marry a military man he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.


  • Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.


  • I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.


  • How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?


  • When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth.... Remember about Algebra.


  • You know you are getting old, when everything ..........


  • I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.


  • One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.


  • Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.


  • Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.


  • If you don't learn to laugh when you are young, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.


  • Hang in there and keep on Laughing


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1 Response Feb 26, 2010

Wonderful! Thanks. I especially appreciat the one about algetra.