I Love to ********** For People
So, I came up with this story that I have tried out a few times and it usually puts the woman at ease, but still had no results of yeah go ahead until recently.
The story goes like this. I walk into the store and ask the lady behind the counter what would you do if a guy walked in here naked? Then there is usually a nervous smile and I say let me explain. I was with some friends and we were bored and watching videos of people doing stupid stunts and one of them was this guy gets completely naked and walks into this store and buys something and walks out. One of my friends looks at me and says dude you have to do this. My reply is that could be fun, but it's not worth getting arrested.
The story usually puts them at ease and makes them laugh, but most of the time they say yeah, the police would be called, that's not a very good idea. Occasionally they will ask why the friend asked me to do it and I get to talk to them about how I like being naked and that can be fun too even if I don't get to show, but until recently nothing ever came of it.
So the other night I walked into a smoke shop and there were 2 girls working there. They were both early 20's and very attractive, but a little too skinny for my taste, however still a good target. No customers were in the store and it was about 11:30pm. So I walked in and started looking around at the paraphernalia and one of the girls come up and asks if she can help me. I said no not really I'm just wasting some time before I go meet up with somebody. We talked for a little bit about nothing. Then I worked up the nerve and I gave her the story. When I asked her what she would do if a guy walked in there naked, she smiled and said, well I'd have to kick him out of the store. Then I gave her the rest of the story and she winked at me and smiled and said oh, I don't think the police would need to be called. I couldn't believe it. I got this huge grin on my face I'm sure and I said, I have to go out to the car for something and she looked at me up and down and said I'll be here when you get back.
So, I went out to the car and got undressed. I took my shorts in my hand in case I had to put them on quickly and I walked into the store completely naked. I walked to the middle of the store and the girl who wasn't talking to me noticed and just stood there for a second and other girl laughed and walked over to me grabbed my arm and said I'm sorry sir but you are going to have to leave. Then she winked at me again and slapped me on the ***. So, as I'm walking out the door, she grabs my arm and pulls me back and whispers in my ear, I get off in half an hour.
So, I go back to my car and get dressed and she comes out for a smoke break. I go up to her and said what exactly did you have in mind in half an hour. She smiled real big and said I can't kick you out of the parking lot when I'm not on the clock. So I waited and they both came out of the store together. Now I was undressed again and chubbed up real nice as they came out they were locking up - the store was closed. So, I got out of my car and shook my **** back and forth for them and both of them were smiling and cheering and saying yeah shake it. I asked if they wanted to see me *** and they looked at each other and smiled and the girl I was talking to said yes, of course. So, right there in the parking lot I started jacking off. Both of them got really close to me and the girl I was talking to started playing with my nipples and talking to me softly in my ear. The other girl was just standing next to me staring at my rock hard **** while I was stroking it. Then she whispers in my ear, *** for me, I want to see it. I couldn't hold out any more and I pushed my hips forward and shot a load in the air landing on the asphalt. Then the girl that was playing with my nipple looks at me and says wow that was a great show. Then she pulled my head down and kissed me and at the same time put a business card in my hand and said call me some time and maybe I can return the favor. The other girl just smiled and shook her head and they both got in their car and left. I got in my car, cleaned up, got dressed and left also.
It took a while but I finally found one willing to play.
The story goes like this. I walk into the store and ask the lady behind the counter what would you do if a guy walked in here naked? Then there is usually a nervous smile and I say let me explain. I was with some friends and we were bored and watching videos of people doing stupid stunts and one of them was this guy gets completely naked and walks into this store and buys something and walks out. One of my friends looks at me and says dude you have to do this. My reply is that could be fun, but it's not worth getting arrested.
The story usually puts them at ease and makes them laugh, but most of the time they say yeah, the police would be called, that's not a very good idea. Occasionally they will ask why the friend asked me to do it and I get to talk to them about how I like being naked and that can be fun too even if I don't get to show, but until recently nothing ever came of it.
So the other night I walked into a smoke shop and there were 2 girls working there. They were both early 20's and very attractive, but a little too skinny for my taste, however still a good target. No customers were in the store and it was about 11:30pm. So I walked in and started looking around at the paraphernalia and one of the girls come up and asks if she can help me. I said no not really I'm just wasting some time before I go meet up with somebody. We talked for a little bit about nothing. Then I worked up the nerve and I gave her the story. When I asked her what she would do if a guy walked in there naked, she smiled and said, well I'd have to kick him out of the store. Then I gave her the rest of the story and she winked at me and smiled and said oh, I don't think the police would need to be called. I couldn't believe it. I got this huge grin on my face I'm sure and I said, I have to go out to the car for something and she looked at me up and down and said I'll be here when you get back.
So, I went out to the car and got undressed. I took my shorts in my hand in case I had to put them on quickly and I walked into the store completely naked. I walked to the middle of the store and the girl who wasn't talking to me noticed and just stood there for a second and other girl laughed and walked over to me grabbed my arm and said I'm sorry sir but you are going to have to leave. Then she winked at me again and slapped me on the ***. So, as I'm walking out the door, she grabs my arm and pulls me back and whispers in my ear, I get off in half an hour.
So, I go back to my car and get dressed and she comes out for a smoke break. I go up to her and said what exactly did you have in mind in half an hour. She smiled real big and said I can't kick you out of the parking lot when I'm not on the clock. So I waited and they both came out of the store together. Now I was undressed again and chubbed up real nice as they came out they were locking up - the store was closed. So, I got out of my car and shook my **** back and forth for them and both of them were smiling and cheering and saying yeah shake it. I asked if they wanted to see me *** and they looked at each other and smiled and the girl I was talking to said yes, of course. So, right there in the parking lot I started jacking off. Both of them got really close to me and the girl I was talking to started playing with my nipples and talking to me softly in my ear. The other girl was just standing next to me staring at my rock hard **** while I was stroking it. Then she whispers in my ear, *** for me, I want to see it. I couldn't hold out any more and I pushed my hips forward and shot a load in the air landing on the asphalt. Then the girl that was playing with my nipple looks at me and says wow that was a great show. Then she pulled my head down and kissed me and at the same time put a business card in my hand and said call me some time and maybe I can return the favor. The other girl just smiled and shook her head and they both got in their car and left. I got in my car, cleaned up, got dressed and left also.
It took a while but I finally found one willing to play.
By:
nunyabidness201
Age:
41-45
,
Male
