Pooped In My Bathing Suit On Vacation

 Last month, I was snorkeling on vacation in Hawaii.  I had the urge to poop, and the snorkeling was so pretty, I didn't want to stop.  Plus I figured no one would ever notice, so I just pooped my bikini and kept on going.  It was pretty far out from the beach, so I just emptied it out in the water, and no one was the wiser!  Later, when I got out of the water, I had to pee, and since my bikini was already wet, I just went, and except for the little stream going down my leg, I'm sure no one could tell!

freckle freckle
1 Response Feb 23, 2009

Nice story. Why can't i see something like that when I go to the beach?? I think i would have pooped while snorkeling too. No need to get out of the water for it after all, the fish poop in the water.