As I said before, I travel occasionally for work. I have gone it motel pools many times fully clothed, but I am not comfortable enough yet doing it with other people around. One night at a hotel, I headed to the outdoor pool wearing jeans and t-shirt planning on going for a swim. But there was a woman there. It looked like she was reading a book on a tablet. Damnit, I figured I would come back later. I went back to the pool about an hour later, but she was still there, reading. Well, I was not comfortable going in fully clothed with a stranger there, but I thought, "what if I could make it look like I accidentally fell in?" That way I could enjoy being in wet clothes, and it would look like an accident to this woman. I took my cell phone out of my pocket and walked out to the pool, pretending to talk on the phone. I wear glasses, so I put my glasses on my forehead, (where they don't stay all that well). As I talked on the phone, I walked over to the pool and bent down to test the water. When I did that, my glasses slipped off of my head and fell in the water. I exclaimed, "son of a b#tch, I gotta go, I just dropped my glasses in the pool!" and hung up the phone and set it on a table. The woman noticed what had just happened. She looked up at me and said, "there is a pool skimmer over there, maybe you could scoop your glasses out with it". I got the pool skimmer and fidgeted around with trying to scoop my glasses out. I was very close to the edge of the pool and I suddenly "accidentally" lost my balance and fell in the pool. I came up from under the water. I looked over at the woman. She kind of smiled and asked if I was ok. I replied, "It's too bad that wasn't caught on video, it would make a funny youtube." She just laughed. I then went under and retrieved my glasses. I soaked in the pool for about ten minuted before climbing out and walking back to my room. I didn't even dry off, I went back dripping wet. Now I am a happily married family man with a good job. I have to ask, Does it make me a wierdo that I would do something like this?