Puns

1. A girl tried to explain to her friend, that a bunch of guys came over, *********** and ejected s*men all over her walls, and the girl goes "Wait, wait who came?"

2. A stoner is having sex with his girlfriend, while smoking weed and his mom walks into his room and goes "Daniel what the hell are you doing???", so Daniel replys, "Don't worry mom its all natural."

3. A pirate is raping a little boy, so the boy says, "Mr. pirate could you please stop." And the pirate says, "No Aargh." and continue to rape him harder. "Please, please Mr. Pirate please stop you're hurting me!" "No Aargh, you bend over and take it like a man!" "Buuut pirate!"

4. A priest/fitness instructor sees a gay guy give head to another gay guy, while having a ciggrette in his hand. So he walks up to him and says, "Excuse me young man, don't you realize that blowing on a fagg is very bad for you."

5. A guy is having sex with a girl who has a very hairy bush, and he's f*cking her on the couch right next, to the window, and he sees that the grass is very high and says, "Excuse me mam, but you really need to cut your grass."