I Love to Write Poetry
If I were yer dog
I'd pant for you each day
I'd sit when you tell me
and always come when you call me.
I'd lick your face
and sniff at you
eat right out of your hand
and never bite.
If I were yer dog
I might tug at the leash
and nip at your hand
just to feel skin on my teeth.
I might hump your leg
and sniff at your crotch
and tear up your garbage
Cuz I'm yer bad dog.
I'd pant for you each day
I'd sit when you tell me
and always come when you call me.
I'd lick your face
and sniff at you
eat right out of your hand
and never bite.
If I were yer dog
I might tug at the leash
and nip at your hand
just to feel skin on my teeth.
I might hump your leg
and sniff at your crotch
and tear up your garbage
Cuz I'm yer bad dog.