E V E ~ S E X Y & S M A R T !
GOD was in a dilemma about ADAM
He had created him in his own likeness
a sort of DEMI-GOD ! Upright - strong
single minded - handsome - hairy - quite
intelligent - bossy - adventuresome but not
quite self sufficient - something missing !
GOD had to some extent modelled ADAM
on the MONKEY. Very similar cardiovascular
system and skeletal system but a bigger and
much more complicated brain an opposable
thumb for manual dexterity, upright posture
and slightly less hairy ! GOD likes monkeys !
ADMIT IT GIRLS WE'VE ALL MET ADAM AT THE GYM !
GOD knew ADAM needed a Mate for companionship
and procreation of the Human Race some one who was
attractive - smooth not hairy - no dangling willy but with
her reproductive organs internal. An organiser - lateral
thinker - multitasker - maternal - gracious and loving.
In fact none of the bad points of Adam (the Super Ape)
and lots more good points beside. GOD was still
pondeing when his Angel Secretary came in lovely
and sweet and smiling with his morning coffee !
OMG he shouted when he saw her - that's the answer
I'll make an ANGEL for ADAM and all his problems
will be solved. He asked his secretary to stand still
while he made a quick sketch - perfect. He smiled
to himself as he rubbed out the wings. That wouldn't
be fair on ADAM he'll have to wait until the 1900's
before he can fly. EVE had too many advantages
already. When he created EVE it even took GOD's
breath away she was so so beautiful. He realised
what an amazing creature he had created and laughed
to think of the dilemma he has put on ADAM who
would spend the next million years trying to control
and understand her but "She was really worth it !"
ADAM COULDN'T BELIEVE HIS EYES - MOST MEN
STILL CAN'T - MADE IN THE LIKENESS OF ANGELS