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My Loudly Snoring Heavy Stinky Man!

You snore loudly and with your mouth open. You have gas when you sleep. You practically will sleep on top of me and your a big guy so yes its HEAVY! VERY HEAVY! My leg will fall asleep and you will hold me so close to you that you smother me against your chest! When I try and roll away you either are holding me so tight that i cant or you just roll with me. You steal all the blankets and pillows. And yet I will still lay there and watch you sleep and think this wonderful man is all mine and I wouldnt want to sleep with anyone else!
ellipher ellipher 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 18, 2010

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I laughed so hard reading it, this is what you call love.

lol and yet somehow its all worth it in the end