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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>           (Hardly seems worth it.)

>
>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt
>blood 30 feet.
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>     (O.M.G.!)

>
>A pig's ****** lasts 30 minutes.
>          (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

>
>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>death.  (Creepy.)
>
>(I'm still not over the pig.)

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>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>
>(Don't try this at home ; maybe at work.)
>
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>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
>The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>
>(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

>
>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
>length of a football field.
>  (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
>
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> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>
>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

>
>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>
>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
>(Something I always wanted to know.)

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>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>            (Hmmmmmm.......)
>
>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
>
>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

>
>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>
>(Okay, so that would be a good thing.) 
>
>
>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
>(I know some people like that.)
>
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>Starfish have no brains.
>
>(I know some people like that, too.)
>
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>Polar bears are left-handed.
>
>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>
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>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>
>(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
>
>
>Send these crazy facts to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a
>chuckle.
>
>            (and God love that pig!)

 
welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 34 Responses Dec 10, 2010

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very funny and interesting!!

omg so amazing thanks for posting this sweetheart,you have really cheered me up! xxxxx

And to think...prior to reading this my greatest ambition was to come back as a DD bra...

Lmao! thank you!!! :D I am so pleased and delighted you found this so funny! lollol :D Thank you so much for your feedback and your very kind and funny commenting! :D my friend! lol :D I am glad you to! have a sense of humour! lollollol :D Thank you! :D

love it giggly and chuckleall the way <br />
Elephants can,t jump because they have 4 knees<br />
pigs how would have guessed.<br />
maybecatfish need all those to find something eatable down there.<br />
lol.

Ha!!ha!!ha!!! :-) thank you!!! so much for commenting! oceantink16!!! I'm pleased you found them funny thank you!!! :-) lmao!!! :-)

therealLaaLaa!!!, funny you should say that!!!< lol iv'e had a few say exactly the same, as you!!! LMAO!!!! :-) <br />
Thank you! to my young friend! for commenting! :-)

Ha!!ha!!ha!!! my young friend! :-) Shortfuzzything!!! :-) thank you!! for your comment!!! lollollol :-0

Hello!!!! there emerald!! thank you! for dropping by! my young friend! :-) <br />
Lmao!!! me, to! my friend!, me to!!! ha!!ha!!ha!! :-) I haven't a clue obviously but i wish i knew also!!! ROTFLMO!!! lol Thank you!!! for commenting!!!, my very good friend! :-)

JImJam10!!!!, lmao!!! lol you know what other jokes i like also!!! lollollol thank you for sharing that with us!!! lol :-)

I know!!, JJ, they were funny weren't they!!! lmao!!!! thank you, my friend for your comment! :-)

Ha!!ha!!!ha!!! Pink4me!!!, :-) I'm pleased you enjoyed these!!! thank you!!! Ha!!ha!!!ha!!! i like, the latter paragraph!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! lollollol <br />
Thank you for your comment!! my young friend!! :-)

Oh beatiful beatiful!!! I was mostly interested in the banging your head against the wall thing, that would explain how my teacher lost 5pounds in only two and a half weeks.

ROFLMBO! Ooo, I wanna have the praying mantis mating rites, but with the 30 minute ******! :D <br />
HOw can a pig do that for 30 minutes and NOT get SOME pleasure from it??!! :O

A spider went out drinking! he had so much to drink, he had to go to the toilet, His partner asked how he was feeling. He replied somewhat flushed!.

:) LMAO nice one

This is the best thing I ever read on here, thanks for sharing and for the laugh :D<br />
<br />
P.S.: In my next life, I also wouldn't mind being a pig, lol.

Ha!!ha!!ha!!! :-) i love "pointless facts i think they are the funniest" lol i am pleased you enjoyed them!! lollollollol :-) thank you to!!! for dropping by and leaving a comment!!! :-)

Ha!!!ha!!ha!!! zultfrog!!! lol i know!, exactly what you mean!!! lol Thank you! for dropping by!!! to!!, my friend and for commenting!! :-)

My ex was a pig and didn't come close.

well now i've over used my brain again, thanks for the laughs

The funniest thing I've read on EP for a while!!<br />
And THE most pointless facts - ever......and that's why we like them so much

They were funny weren't they!!! ha!ha!ha! :-)

Ha!!ha!!ha!!! :-) you have hit the nail on the head there my friend!! thank you for commenting! :-)

hahaha...very interesting

Sadly only four comments - some peole just aint got no sense of humour<br />
You're Welsh, I'm Scouse

Ha!!ha!!ha!! jcue1976, i am pleased you to! enjoyed them lollollol thank you! also for commenting my friend!!! :-)

Thank you!! jeair, yes! that's what i thought!!! that's why i done it!! lol I'm glad you enjoyed, them my friend!! thank you for your comment!! :-)

I especially like how you added you opinion in between it added to the humor of everything :)

these are some new ones I didn't know thanks for the laugh.