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I Found This Interesting Lol

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>           (Hardly seems worth it.)

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>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt
>blood 30 feet.
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>     (O.M.G.!)

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>A pig's ****** lasts 30 minutes.
>          (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>death.  (Creepy.)
>
>(I'm still not over the pig.)

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>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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>(Don't try this at home ; maybe at work.)
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>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
>The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>
>(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

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>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
>length of a football field.
>  (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>
>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
>(Something I always wanted to know.)

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>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>            (Hmmmmmm.......)
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>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
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>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>
>(Okay, so that would be a good thing.) 
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>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
>(I know some people like that.)
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>Starfish have no brains.
>
>(I know some people like that, too.)
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>Polar bears are left-handed.
>
>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
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>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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>(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
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>Send these crazy facts to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a
>chuckle.
>
>            (and God love that pig!)

 
welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 36 Responses Dec 10, 2010

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very funny and interesting!!

Any time you want to post anything funny I'll be glad to read it ;) lol

omg so amazing thanks for posting this sweetheart,you have really cheered me up! xxxxx

OMG AWESOME! Thanks for posting this it made my night :))

And to think...prior to reading this my greatest ambition was to come back as a DD bra...

Lmao! thank you!!! :D I am so pleased and delighted you found this so funny! lollol :D Thank you so much for your feedback and your very kind and funny commenting! :D my friend! lol :D I am glad you to! have a sense of humour! lollollol :D Thank you! :D

love it giggly and chuckleall the way <br />
Elephants can,t jump because they have 4 knees<br />
pigs how would have guessed.<br />
maybecatfish need all those to find something eatable down there.<br />
lol.

Ha!!ha!!ha!!! :-) thank you!!! so much for commenting! oceantink16!!! I'm pleased you found them funny thank you!!! :-) lmao!!! :-)

therealLaaLaa!!!, funny you should say that!!!< lol iv'e had a few say exactly the same, as you!!! LMAO!!!! :-) <br />
Thank you! to my young friend! for commenting! :-)

Ha!!ha!!ha!!! my young friend! :-) Shortfuzzything!!! :-) thank you!! for your comment!!! lollollol :-0

Hello!!!! there emerald!! thank you! for dropping by! my young friend! :-) <br />
Lmao!!! me, to! my friend!, me to!!! ha!!ha!!ha!! :-) I haven't a clue obviously but i wish i knew also!!! ROTFLMO!!! lol Thank you!!! for commenting!!!, my very good friend! :-)

JImJam10!!!!, lmao!!! lol you know what other jokes i like also!!! lollollol thank you for sharing that with us!!! lol :-)

I know!!, JJ, they were funny weren't they!!! lmao!!!! thank you, my friend for your comment! :-)

Ha!!ha!!!ha!!! Pink4me!!!, :-) I'm pleased you enjoyed these!!! thank you!!! Ha!!ha!!!ha!!! i like, the latter paragraph!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! lollollol <br />
Thank you for your comment!! my young friend!! :-)

Oh beatiful beatiful!!! I was mostly interested in the banging your head against the wall thing, that would explain how my teacher lost 5pounds in only two and a half weeks.

ROFLMBO! Ooo, I wanna have the praying mantis mating rites, but with the 30 minute ******! :D <br />
HOw can a pig do that for 30 minutes and NOT get SOME pleasure from it??!! :O

A spider went out drinking! he had so much to drink, he had to go to the toilet, His partner asked how he was feeling. He replied somewhat flushed!.

:) LMAO nice one

This is the best thing I ever read on here, thanks for sharing and for the laugh :D<br />
<br />
P.S.: In my next life, I also wouldn't mind being a pig, lol.

Ha!!ha!!ha!!! :-) i love "pointless facts i think they are the funniest" lol i am pleased you enjoyed them!! lollollollol :-) thank you to!!! for dropping by and leaving a comment!!! :-)

Ha!!!ha!!ha!!! zultfrog!!! lol i know!, exactly what you mean!!! lol Thank you! for dropping by!!! to!!, my friend and for commenting!! :-)

My ex was a pig and didn't come close.

well now i've over used my brain again, thanks for the laughs

The funniest thing I've read on EP for a while!!<br />
And THE most pointless facts - ever......and that's why we like them so much

They were funny weren't they!!! ha!ha!ha! :-)

Ha!!ha!!ha!!! :-) you have hit the nail on the head there my friend!! thank you for commenting! :-)

hahaha...very interesting

Sadly only four comments - some peole just aint got no sense of humour<br />
You're Welsh, I'm Scouse

Ha!!ha!!ha!! jcue1976, i am pleased you to! enjoyed them lollollol thank you! also for commenting my friend!!! :-)

Thank you!! jeair, yes! that's what i thought!!! that's why i done it!! lol I'm glad you enjoyed, them my friend!! thank you for your comment!! :-)