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The Top Ten Most Unfortunate Town Names

By: howsab

Written on October 8th, 2012

I came across this article a while back and thought it was hilarious!

The Top Ten Most Unfortunate Town Names
1. Toad Suck, Arkansas
2. Climax, Georgia
3.Boring, Oregon
4.Hooker, Oklahoma
5.Assawoman, Maryland
6.Belchertown,Massachusetts
7.Roachtown, Illinois
8.Loveladies, New Jersey
9.Squabbletown, California
10. Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky.

I recently passed through Toad Suck and I had to do a double take as I drove by the sign "Did that just say Toad Suck?" wtf lol .

By: howsab

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25 responses

imnamedpatrick

there's a place in I think Sweden or Norway named "*****".

Mar 27
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UFOsR4real

There's a town in Austria called F*cking. People steal the road signs on a regular basis.

Mar 23
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Mishkadan

What about mianus?

Nov 26, 2012
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midnightwave

Wow....too funny

Oct 18, 2012
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Cheyenne527

This is Hilarious !

Oct 18, 2012
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Bfinally

Thelastoutlaw is right. I remember one time years ago, a company I worked for was too cheap to put money into cell phones-probably still is-he's in Lancaster County, afterall.
Anyway, the boss hit me on the company CB radio in the car and asked where I was, and my answer was totally honest though it blared across the showroom back at the company office,,,,
" I just left Blue Ball, on my way to Intercourse before I finish in Paradise.."

Oct 18, 2012
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SupermanDC

I been to #3 and #6 on your list here. Cute Names of Towns ...

Oct 10, 2012
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mononoaware

What's wrong with "Climax"? I'd love to *** there.

Oct 10, 2012
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BLACKTIGER75

In Pennsylvania, some of the towns that would make that list would include Intercourse, Blue Ball, and Bird-In-Hand. In fact, for Intercourse, they sell a t-shirt that says "Virginia is for lovers, but Pennsylvania has Intercourse".

Oct 10, 2012
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HubbysBaby

I would think the same thing.... Take a photo or just keep driving....
Thank you for the great list of unfortunate town names.

Oct 10, 2012
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DozerDan

If they really don't like their name, they can change it. A town near here was originally called "Hell To Pay" but the locals changed it to "Eltopia"

Oct 10, 2012
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- maenixon
  Hell to pay is pretty badass name though. They shouldn't have changed it
  
  Feb 9
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JackBarnesMRA

In Wisconsin there is a casino called "Ho Chunk"
Also Finger, Tn and a small unincorporated (no post office) community called "Three Way".

Oct 10, 2012
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DreamsForTheFuture

In Canada we have. *****, Newfoundland, and Swastika, Ontario.

Oct 10, 2012
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- Levon76
  Don't omit Moose Jaw!
  
  Nov 1, 2012
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Michelle0001

That's a great list. Here's a good one for you, Cut 'n Shoot Texas :)

Oct 10, 2012
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- JackBarnesMRA
  Been through there a couple of times.
  
  Oct 10, 2012
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- Michelle0001
  I have heard some crazy stories about folks from around there :)
  
  Oct 10, 2012
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an2012

haha i love this, yeah i wonder who was like ohh ok that sounds like an acceptable town name lol!!!

Oct 10, 2012
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Riemann

lol

Oct 8, 2012
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happytuesday

Top 10 ‘most embarrassing or unfortunate’ UK place names
1 Shitterton (Dorset)
2 Scratchy Bottom (Dorset)
3 Brokenwind (Aberdeenshire)
4 Crapstone (Devon)
5 Golden Balls (Oxfordshire)
6 Ugley (Essex)
7 Crackpot (North Yorkshire)
8 Backside (Aberdeenshire)
9 Great Snoring (Norfolk)
10 Happy Bottom (Dorset

Oct 8, 2012
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- JackBarnesMRA
  Thats awesome! Roflmao.
  
  Oct 10, 2012
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tinymuel

Well, on I-75 just south of Cincinatti between Florence & Walton, KY there are signs for "Big Bone Lick State Park" & between Jonesboro & Paragould, AR there is Buggerville

Oct 8, 2012
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- JackBarnesMRA
  Ive tried to get a picture of that sign on 75. Always makes me laugh.
  
  Oct 10, 2012
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- tinymuel
  Need to correct that, Buggerville is outside Clarksville, TN on Hwy 13 S, it's Googbertown outside Paragould
  
  Oct 18, 2012
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