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I'M Glad I'M Not Flat Chested...

Somewhere to place a wine glass,
Somewhere to place a head.
Somewhere to lose your eyesight to,
When I’m lying down in your bed

Somewhere to catch the toast crumbs,
Somewhere to rest my book.
Somewhere to hold my fella’s eyes,
When he has that glazed over look.

Somewhere to help me cuddle,
Somewhere to aid a squeeze.
Somewhere to keep a tissue,
When I am about to sneeze.

Somewhere to pop my pencil,
Somewhere to carry my phone,
Somewhere to snuggle my cat in,
When I am home alone.

Yes....I'm glad I'm not flat chested...
pennynoodles pennynoodles 46-50, F 4 Responses Jan 28, 2013

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The true stuff makes the best to write or read about. That for this :)

LOL, you should publish these. I was right about the mischievous look.

Yes, you were right. I have a wicked sense of humour.

Not so sure that catching toast crumbs is that much of an advantage??

It saves having to vacuum up.

Good point - and at the risk of sounding too risque - you're more likely to get a volunteer to lick them up from there than if they were on the floor!

Haha very funny!

Glad you enjoyed it ;o)