One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again.

If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you.

You're not stuck in traffic, you are the traffic.

At some point you will be the next person on Earth to die.

People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.

If you looked at the Earth from 65 million light years away, you would see dinosaurs.

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day. Give a man a poisoned fish and you will feed him for the rest of his life.

Every single choice you have ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment reading this exact sentence.
ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver
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2 Responses Dec 15, 2014

Haha these are pretty good and I've read loads! Where did you find them?

A site I think was called

Thanks :D

Made me think, :)