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Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.
The day Chuck Norris sleeps with your wife is the happiest day of your life.
The only thing Chuck Norris never lostwas his virginity.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Originally Chuck Norris was going to be hired to play the role of Jack Bauer on the show 24. The producers changed their minds when they realized the show would only last 17 minutes.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack;his heart lost.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Shortly thereafter, they were renamed The Islands.
Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
Chuck Norris once got in a fight with Lance Armstrong over who had more testicles. Chuck Norris won by three.
Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.
Chuck Norrishas to maintain a concealed weapon license in all fifty states in order to legelly wear pants.