I Love Women
Women just DO it for me. Not "do" as in work related things, but "do" as in are one of the few things that I look at in complete awe. Of course there are always going to be exceptions to that depending on the woman, but they are mostly awesome.
They make me laugh, happy, pissed off, excited, horny, get nervous, broke, beg, and make me subject to judging because of my interest in ****! Goodness gracious thank you for women!