Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring For You My Lipstick Darling*kisses*

 

 

 

To My Dear Friend the Dog:

I recently found this interesting RULES for my human... *sighs* :

 

 

 

This is also handy information - How to Bathe a Cat

Dear Cat Owner, Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat: 

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). 

CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.                                                                                                                     signed THE DOG

fyi___ I LOVE IT DOG... a CLEVER concept of course, to A DOG...  *licks paws*...

btw... I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog house INDEFINATELY for the broken lamp which you did not break;
the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint...

Gosh... I am sorry for your TRIP to the DOG HOUSE and FOREVER DENIED ENTRY TO THE HUMBLE HOME with all the COMFORTS CANINE YOU will be FOREVER MISSING OUT ON... prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



Things here at the house are calmer now, and just to show you that I have no hard feelings towards you, I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me.

Best regards,
The Cat

 

 

 

*touches up My Lipstick for Lipstick Kisses from My Sissy Girlfriend*

Demigiozia Demigiozia
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4 Responses Mar 1, 2010

:P

I always thought of myself more like a dog....

Mi Amor... the Kitty, the seductive GREEN EYES of you Kitten, <br />
PRECIOUS FELINE... with the Lipstick RED lips ...<br />
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I think maybe your KITTEN ICON would be as EXCITINGLY Smart!!<br />
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btw I AM SO GLAD... you love it Sweet Darling!!<br />
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X

Ah this is HILARIOUS- I love it Sweetie!!!!!