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I understand this well. I like things to remain constant but things change daily.  It confuses me but I try to go with the flow.

fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
46-50, F
4 Responses Feb 25, 2010

SMILE... I love YOUR Smile

i rip 33 and1/3 discs to my ipod.

CONFUSCIOUS SAY BLONDE IN FLORIDA NOT GET SHOES OF GATOR<br />
THOUGH FUNGIRLMMM GOT HER FLOW ON<br />
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lol, It is KEEPING UP with SO MANY "CHANGES" which COME IN SO MANY AREAS...<br />
YOU are RIGHT Woman<br />
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X

*sighs* VRIGOAN Woman with VARIETY... appreciating this...<br />
and that YOU said... GATOR SHOES... and I thought REALLY? GATOR SHOES?<br />
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What about the BLONDE Who went to Florida... <br />
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A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in theworst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. <br />
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After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blondeshouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"<br />
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The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" <br />
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Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.<br />
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Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. <br />
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Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. <br />
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. <br />
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The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"