I Wish

Still I can pretend, right? it's harmless.
LordVoldemort LordVoldemort
36-40, F
7 Responses Jul 12, 2009

@ Star crunch: me too, that's what I want to be

I recently wrote a thing on here about pirates.... basically no matter what hits the headlines I envision swashbuckling and peg-legs...

I can pretend they are! you are right Bob, who am I fooling.

I don't mind as long as I get to keep the booty

Watch yer back or you'll be findin' yerself floatin' in a dingy.....

I can't, it's attached to my hand.

@ Man cut out: I am pretend pirate, I need my arms<br />
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@ BBS Raccoon: I don't drink either! maybe I stick to PC games about pirates