I 'm a Super ****

Oh HOW Very Disappointing

By: katarina4269

Written on February 14th, 2013

I joined this group because i thought it would be full of brave, selfless, talented women who knowing some sad lonely bloke is desperate for a **** or a bit of oral therapy, rise like nymphs of mercy and go to their aid.
Imbued with super **** powers of describing sexual acts; their secret weapons are their girlish giggles, and their dodgy (it's fake boys) photos.

I've do believe super ***** can band together in the style of the Fantastic Four...

I, for example, I am MistressNut.... super **** level 4, super **** power: caressing those bollocks.
Along with my side kicks, StuffmeineveryholeTart, whoopsyimaboypretendingtobeafemalewhore,and last but judging by her circle no means least; ImsoadorablecuminmyfaceGirl, we could make you all happy and slightly sticky

Now I know that it might seem sexiest to assume that super ***** would be women, and I have no problem at all with The Mighty Penis (aka ***** man) joining us, flying around the virtual world, releasing those ladies from the bonds of frigidity (or putting them IN bonds, if they are so required). That's all good. I'm totally good with that.

WE ARE THE THONGED CRUSADERS

That's what I thought this group was about.... and it seems I was wrong :(

By: katarina4269

Age: 36-40 , Female

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50 responses

bignjuicy1969

That was awesome!

Mar 22
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dukealbany

loved this......thank you x

Mar 2
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- katarina4269
  I think it dovetails neatly into your story about the mind ;)
  
  Mar 2
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- dukealbany
  i think your superslut identity comes from your subconscious and just a little ***** or prod brings it to the surface, for which i am very gratefull.....id gladly supply the little ***** or prod!..xxx
  
  Mar 2
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bottomlover63

Well super **** or not, you have a beautiful mind and that is the sexiest thing of all. Thank you.

Feb 24
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- katarina4269
  what a lovely, lovely thing to say. Thank you!!
  
  Mar 1
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- bottomlover63
  Oh, I didn't realize you were accepting applications. I'm Master Mac Adamia Nut and I could bring a few from my stable, my number 1 sub, Hazel Nut and our androgynous slave CockTail Nut also our cumdepository boy Bert, but we call him Fillabert.
  
  Mar 1
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- katarina4269
  How Marvelous! You and your posse sound perfect super *****! Hoorah!
  
  Mar 1
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ronanp

This is the best thing I've read in a while!
Do you need a sidekick mistressnut? Every super hero needs a sidekick

Feb 18
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- katarina4269
  whats your special talent sweetie?
  
  Feb 23
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- ronanp
  Well if I'm a sidekick to MistressNut i figure I could be PeeNut ... with super urinating abilites. Or maybe i could come up with something else...
  
  Feb 25
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- katarina4269
  pee nut you are! legend!
  
  Mar 1
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- ronanp
  Now to come up with a costume ... my gimmick could be i can only change into character coming out of a port-a-pottie. Kinda like superman with the phone booth...
  
  Mar 1
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- katarina4269
  You know you are going to be a very popular hero... There's them that love there weewee's round these parts
  
  Mar 1
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- ronanp
  True, maybe I could ask some of the bedwetters on here for help with a costume
  
  Mar 1
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- katarina4269
  dont know if they'll share their nappies though.... they get very silly over them!
  
  Mar 1
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- ronanp
  A nappie could restrict my powers of urination ... think I'll need a little more freedom
  
  Mar 1
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MaryP5

This was amazing! I'm sorry I missed it on Valentines Day, but it was the perfect Monday morning pick me up.
Now I have to log off and assume my secret identity as a sweet, smiling, accountant. But with a new calling. A new purpose. Ever ready to save the day.

Feb 18
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- katarina4269
  awww. thank you! a sweet smiling accountant eh? hee hee
  
  Feb 23
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KnightTime2012

You have the power. you can change the group and protect the nuts :-)

Feb 14
2 likes
- katarina4269
  Super ***** to the rescue.... ahhhh
  
  Feb 14
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- KnightTime2012
  Its a hard hard thing to deal with but she takes the explosive situation in her stride
  
  Feb 14
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Ferric67

I think this idea has a potential for a globally successful franchise empire!

Feb 14
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- katarina4269
  oooo you come here with your almond eyes and your armour, definite super hero material....
  
  Feb 14
  1 like
RKHunter

Wowzer! Bring on the Supersluts!

Feb 14
2 likes
- katarina4269
  I know that you have got just the costume ;)
  
  Feb 14
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- RKHunter
  Oh I do indeed!!!
  
  Feb 14
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DEGBEME

Now MistressNut I can get behind (don`t go there) as long as it not MistressNutCracker.

Feb 14
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- katarina4269
  I went to see the nutcracker with the english national ballet this christmas, i was disappointed by their lack of appreciation that story telling is yes in the movement, yes in the music, but also in the stage settings and scenery. This, I'm afraid was 'beneath them'. No painted candy canes anywhere.... WTF!!! Mistress nutcracker will crusade to sort that out.
  
  Feb 14
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- DEGBEME
  Will you go there in your skimpy slutty attire? ;-p
  
  Feb 14
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- katarina4269
  NO mistress nutcracker is harsh and victorian and has whips and stuff
  
  Feb 14
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sierra33

I TOTALLY cracked up reading this.... Put a whole new spin on the whole superhero routine!! Love it Kat!!

Feb 14
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- katarina4269
  Thank you darling.... I thought of romance for VD but then I thought.... nah..... you doing anything nice later?
  
  Feb 14
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- sierra33
  This ROCKED!! We're heading out for dinner but I have no clue where...He's being all secretive about it!! :D
  
  Feb 14
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- katarina4269
  Even better (unless it ends up being the fish and chip shop)..... actually that would make me very happy.... ah.... lard..... You have a lovely time xx
  
  Feb 14
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- DEGBEME
  Oh now I`m hungry. *grabs your hand* Lets go!
  
  Feb 14
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- katarina4269
  we can run along the beach afterwards.... our lips protected from the harsh winds by a nice bit of beef dipping..... who needs lip balm....
  
  Feb 14
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- DEGBEME
  Wouldn`t be able to smooch either our lips would keep sliding off. ;-p
  
  Feb 14
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- katarina4269
  its why brits keep it all in doors, on the bed... missionary style
  
  Feb 14
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- DEGBEME
  But what about............ argh......... I`ll behave. =o/
  
  Feb 14
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ivo13

the world needs more super **** heroes! where are they?

Feb 14
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- katarina4269
  Ivo, honey, this is a campaign I know you can get behind ;)
  
  Feb 14
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- ivo13
  i'm all in! i always get behind a cause that will make the world a better place!
  
  Feb 14
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ladyryan

You are just fabulously hilarious!! LOL!

Feb 14
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- katarina4269
  thank you.... awww....
  
  Feb 14
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Kathryn1985

Aaagh, Kat, always an altruist, always for the good of mankind. How decent of you to inspire the hard-boiled head and hearts of the gentlemen of EP to soaring heights.
And where'd you get the red boots?

Feb 14
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- katarina4269
  well I was actually thinking of you and homenudie.... in the pictorial super sense, rather than the, ahem, slutty sense. I'm happy to ditch ImsoadorablecuminmyfaceGirl if you fancy joining my posse.... she's started doing weird things to dogs now, and i'm not sure I approve...
  Boots are Jimmy Choo's finest :)
  
  Feb 14
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pintapride

You put a smile on my face! LOL

Feb 14
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- katarina4269
  MistressNut to the rescue! ;) x
  
  Feb 14
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- pintapride
  LMFAO!
  
  Feb 14
  1 like

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