She Stroked My Face

Tonight I went for a few drinks, and it wasn't until I was out of the cold and in the warmth of the tube did I notice how tipsy I was.

The tube reached Kennington, and there's this huge kink in the line and the carriage jerks about for all of two seconds before straightening out. If you're standing, it's a ******. This woman, who was just as tipsy as me, swung around and ended up sitting on this poor man's lap. She said sorry, she went bright red and gigggled. Then she reached over and stroked my face and told me I was an angel....WTF?

 

SHE TOUCHED MY FACE!

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Feb 12, 2009