And Yes, I Do Wear Shoes.
it seems that a lot of people have strong negative opinions about some things i do. im not the "long white beard, straw hat, whistling into an empty moonshine jug, while barefoot,kind of hillbilly" that some of u seem to be picturing. but im not all that far from it. i will hunt and kill my own food, and yes i will use trained hounds to do so. i dont buy eggs, i pull them from under a live chicken every morning. and i trade some off for other things. if i see a coyote or a fox in around the chicken house, i will shoot it or let the dogs out without blinking an eye. i smoke a pipe that i carved from a hickory tree in my front yard, and i will bury a 4 wheel drive truck in the biggest mudhole just to winch it out again. i like to drink and fight and be friends again tomorrow. all these things are commonplace around here, nobody complains, and if you have a problem with someone, you fight it out 1 on 1 fair. the rest of us will see to that. i love my home and the things i do here. i dont give u a hard time just because ur a boy who wears makeup or u think swatting a fly is murder. and trust me when i say that such tolerance in my hometown is rare. if u come to my favorite bar, u might get beat up, unless im there at the time cause im the one that tells the "other rednecks" to back off and leave him alone cause he's not from here. not long ago i saved 3 new york boys from taking a real *** whipping from about 15 drunken hicks. and those 3 dudes paid for all my drinks for the rest of the night. im a true west virginia hillbilly and PROUD OF IT. but i dont have a straw hat and yes i do wear shoes.