Harder Than I Thought

100.  Make a list of 100 things to do before I die.

99.  Take out the trash.

98.  Feed the cat.

97.  Take out the new trash generated by feeding the cat.

96.  Cancel my subscription to The Resurrection.

95.  Send my credentials to The House of Detention.

94.  Walk the cat.

93.  Get my tires rotated.

92.  Alphabetize spices in the spice rack.

91.  Get more notepaper in case I decide to edit/rewrite this list.

90.  Go hang-gliding.

89.  Take cat hang-gliding.

88.  Get therapy for cat to cope with PTSD.  Cost?

87.  Get therapy for me.  (Note: Revisit this later.)

86.  Eliminate all evidence that I ever listened to the Grateful Dead.

85.  Outsource this project to a flunky. 

ElLagarto ElLagarto
56-60, M
5 Responses Aug 3, 2007

Lol!! That was great... numbers 89 and 88 were the best... nice...

I like to picture the cat wearing a leather helmet and goggles, with a long silk scarf flowing in the breeze. You know how cats are when it comes to looking "cool."

lol. alphabetized spice rack? classy....<br />
but my favorite remains to be # 89, inspirer of many cat-gliding visualizations.

Thank you, Erica, glad you enjoyed it. Without humor - I wouldn't have a prayer.